500 Best Instagram Bios and Quotes

When it comes to social media, learning the ups and downs take some times. Getting the perfect profiles, the best pictures and even better captions are so important. But what’s even more important than any of that? Your biography. It is probably the most essential piece of information when it comes down to creating a great social media profile, especially on platforms such as Instagram. Your Instagram biography has to be great! Why? Because it is the first thing anyone sees when they visit your Insta page. It is the first impression you make on anyone passing through and it could be what helps your viewers decide if they want to click ‘follow’ or not. Who wants to follow someone who has a cruddy Instagram bio? The answer is no one. Having a bad description of yourself may lead people to believe you’re dull, boring or not follow worthy. However, there are ways to avoid that and rake in the followers. All you need to do is think critically about the best way to describe yourself and then put it up. You may have some trouble thinking of something cool and interesting on your own, but that’s okay! We have five hundred, yep you read that right, five hundred whole bios and quotes that are fantastic to use on Instagram!

1. The best of me is yet to come.
2. I’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never be able to have a kid as cool as theirs.
3. I need six months of vacation, twice yearly.
4. I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
5. Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth.
6. If opportunity doesn’t knock, get off your bum and build a door!
7. There are two different kinds of people in this world… And I don’t like either of them.
8. God bless this hot mess!
9. I’ve been single for awhile. And I’ve got to say I think it’s working out. I mean, I think I’m the one.
10. Where the heck am I? How did I get here?
11. Hi, my hobbies include breakfast, lunch and dinner.
12. A very caffeine dependant life form.
13. I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks.
14. I am not fat, I am just much easier to see than most people.
15. Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
16. I didn’t change, I just woke up.
17. I think it’s weird if a girl doesn’t have an Instagram these days.
18. I used to act. I also belly dance and eat Jolly Ranchers – not really at the same time though.
19. I was addicted to hokey pokey but I turned myself around.
20. I’m a force to be reckoned with, I reckon.
21. Ugly starts with you, but awesome ends with me.
22. I’ve realized it’s better to be on your own. That way no one can ever hurt you.
23. Always aiming to be a rainbow at the end of a thunderstorm.
24. Just a sweet cupcake looking for an even tastier stud muffin.
25. Perfect has seven letter and so does meeeeee.
26. Kind of a good samaritan, terrible athlete, but extremely blessed in the napping skills department.
27. I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not really sure.
28. Is everything always so expensive or am I really just that poor?
29. Accept whoever you may be… Unless you’re a serial killer. Then get help.
30. I have to be funny, because being hot just isn’t an option for me at this point.
31. I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life… If I die within the next three days.
32. Just another papercut survivor.
33. Just keep swimming.
34. Life is dumb and I want to sleep.
35. Living vicariously through myself.
36. Making the Snuggie look good since it was patented.
37. I tried to be normal for once. Worst 10 minutes of my entire life.
38. Spreading smiles like they’re herpes.
39. Making history.
40. On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m a 15.
41. I am so broke that I can’t even pay attention.
42. Not even Bob the Builder could fix this mess of a life.
43. You wish you were short like me.
44. Wifi, food, my bed= Perfection.
45. Camping is always so in tents.
46. Here to serve… The cat overlord.
47. I always prefer my puns to be intended.
48. Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?
49. Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, one day, you’ll find a brain back there.
50. I don’t make mistakes. I date them.
    
51. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
52. I have this new theory that human adolescence doesn’t end until your early thirties.
53. I hope one day I love something the way women in commercials love yogurt.
54. I looked at my Instagram photos and realized I look beautiful.
55. Are you a banker? Because I’d like for you to leave me a loan…
56. Recovering donut addict.
57. Just over here having an allergic reaction to everyday life.
58. I still don’t understand Instagram, but here I am anyways.
59. I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face with words.
60. Warning: Goes into survival mode when tickled at all.
61. My life is about as organized as the five dollar movies bins in the store…
62. I’m never really sure how many problems I have, because math is one of them.
63. I’m not failing, my success has just been postponed indefinitely.
64. BAE= Bacon and Eggs.
65. Warning: Addicted to Hot-Teas.
66. I put the hot in psychotic.
67. I recently gave up Warcraft so my productivity, and drinking, have increased dramatically.
68. I shouldn’t be allowed to go on Snapchat, Facebook or Instagram when I’m drunk!
69. Light travels a lot faster than sound does. That’s why people appear smart before they speak.
70. God is really creative, I mean… Just look at me.
71. Life is too short to wear boring undies.
72. I made a huge to do list, but I’m just not sure who is going to do it.
73. I’m not actually funny, I’m really mean and people think I’m joking. I’m not.
74. We are born naked, hungry and wet. Then things just get worse.
75. The last thing I would ever want to do is hurt you, but it’s still on my list.
76. You can’t fix stupid, no matter how much duct tape you use over their mouth!
77. You is kind, you is smart, you is important.
78. I’m not special, I’m just limited edition.
79. You’ll miss one hundred percent of the shots you don’t take.
80. I have some good news and some bad news to tell you. The bad news is that I don’t have any good news for you and the good news is that I don’t have bad news for you either.
81. Die having memories, don’t die with just dreams.
82. You couldn’t handle me, even if I came with instructions.
83. Never laugh at your partner’s choices, you are one of them.
84. Remember that dude who gave up? Yeah, neither does anyone else.
85. I thought I used to have a handle on life… But, it broke.
86. There aren’t any winners in life, only survivors.
87. Be you, because everyone else is already taken.
88. My brain is divided into two part: Right and left. In right nothing is left and in left nothing seems to be right.
89. My job is always secure, because no one in their right mind would ever want it.
90. Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise- Some dead guy.
91. If you aren’t wasted, then the day is.
92. Everyone wants to go up to heaven, but no one ever wants to die.
93. Chocolate never asks me any questions, chocolate understands me.
94. Inserts pretentious crap about myself here.
95. Life is really short, try to smile while you still have all of your teeth.
96. Once you learn the rules of the game, try to play better than everyone else.
97. Time is precious, waste it wisely.
98. The fat on my body is designer
99. The only person on Instagram who doesn’t claim to be a social media guru.
100. The only thing stopping me from being pure white trash is my lack of motivation.
101. Fridays are my favorite days.
102. Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds talk about people.
103. Chin up princess, the crown slips.
104. Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations.
105. Be happy and smile every single day.
106. Life is tough darling, but so am I.
107. Believe you can and you’re halfway there.
108. Just because my path may different, doesn’t mean that I am lost.
109. Don’t call it a dream, call it a plan.
110. “Be strong,” I whispered to my wifi signal.
111. Take care of your body, it’s the only place you have to live.
112. Stay humble. Be kind. Work hard.
113. Out of my mind, be back in five minutes.
114. My road to success always seems to be under construction.
115. Do not judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.
116. Never regret anything that made you smile.
117. Throwing kindness around like confetti.
118. Don’t be the same, be better- My motto.
119. Don’t quit your day dream.
120. Dance like nobody’s watching, that’s what I’m doing anyways.
121. Silent people tend to have the loudest minds.
122. Before Alice got to Wonderland, she had to fall, didn’t she?
123. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
124. All things are possible with a good cup of coffee and a little mascara.
125. Was it a bad day or was it a bad five minutes that you milked all day?
126. I only want two things in the harsh world: I want you and I want us.
127. To truly live is the greatest adventure there is.
128. Be all in or get out. There is no in between.
129. Such a big miracle in such a little girl.
130. Sometimes the hardest thing to do and the right thing are the same.
131. Her smile was like armor and everyday she went to war.
132. My goal is to create a life that I don’t want to take a vacation from.
133. Everyday is a second chance.
134. Start the day with a smile.
135. Be happy. Be bright. Be YOU.
136. Stop worrying about what you have to lose and start focusing on what you have to gain.
137. Be your own kind of beautiful.
138. You are not a drop in the ocean. You are the entire ocean in a drop.
139. Guide on how to be happy: Step 1- Delete the toxic people in your life. End of guide.
140. Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.
141. Normality is a paved road. It’s comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow.
142. To a great mind nothing is little.
143. Every morning is another chance to start over.
144. Don’t wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
145. Everything seems impossible until you try it.
146. A smile is the prettiest thing you can wear.
147. No one is you and that is your power.
148. By doing what you love, you awaken and inspire the hearts of others!
149. Whatever you do, don’t be normal!
150. Good things always take the most time to accomplish.
151. Challenges are what makes life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.
152. When it rains, look for rainbows. When it’s dark, look for stars.
153. Be a pineapple: Stand up straight, wear a crown and always be sweet on the inside.
154. Don’t worry, just breathe, if it’s meant to be it will find it’s way to you.
155. Kanye attitude with Drake feelings.
156. Don’t judge me: I was born to be awesome, not PERFECT.
157. Be anything but predictable.
158. We’re all just molecules.
159. You must not be afraid to sparkle!
160. Sky above me, Earth below me.
161. Don’t let Instagram define your self worth.
162. Depressed, stressed, but still well dressed.
163. Happiness belongs to the self sufficient.
164. If it doesn’t open, it’s not your door.
165. We’re all pretty bizarre, some of us are just better at hiding it than others.
166. Life is like photography, we develop from the negatives.
167. Life is way too short to be so serious all the time.
168. Plan the best you can. Jump in and go for it. Adapt along the way.
169. Champions always keep playing until they get it right.
170. A ship is always safe at the shore, but that is not what it was built for.
171. Life is an echo- What you send out always comes back.
172. If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at start to change.
173. There are so many beautiful reasons to be happy.
174. Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
175. She believed she could, so she did.
176. Please have a good day, a great week and just a wonderful life in general.
177. We are all starstuff.
178. We are born to be real, not perfect.
179. Sand in my toes and saltwater in my curls.
180. Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary.
181. You keep me safe. I’ll keep you wild.
182. Be who you want to be, not what others choose to see.
183. Something tells me I’m going to love him forever.
184. I was having a pretty crappy day, but then I said hi to you and everything changed.
185. You fall in love with the most unexpected person at the most unexpected time.
186. Before we met, I never knew what it was like to look at someone and smile.
187. I wasn’t planning on loving you, but I’m so happy I did.
188. When I walk into a room full of people, I always look for him first.
189. It sucks, doesn’t it? Feeling like you’re not good enough.
190. Too many girls want attention, not enough of them want respect.
191. Wouldn’t it be the perfect crime if I stole your heart and you stole mine?
192. I know he’s cute, but he’s mine and if you touch him, I’ll kill you.
193. I always wake up smiling, I think it’s his fault.
194. I wonder what goes through your head, when you hear my name.
195. I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.
196. So many books, so little time.
197. Be the change you wish to see in the world.
198. Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow. Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead. Walk beside me… just be my friend.
199. I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
200. All you need is love.
201. Enjoy all you have while pursuing what you really want.
202. There shouldn’t be a fear of getting old. It’s the fear of not getting there that scares me.
203. There’s no such thing as darkness, just an absence of light.
204. To infinity and beyond.
205. You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
206. You’re too rad to be sad.
207. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.
208. I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.
209. I always learn from mistakes of others who take my advice.
210. Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I’m going
     At last I graduated…….Now thermometer is not the only thing in the world having degrees without brains
211. Recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things.
212. A Nomad in search for the perfect burger.
213. Do not judge me before you know me, but just to inform you, you won’t like me.
214. Contributing To Entropy Since 19–.
215. Everyone on this earth is self-centered, the difference is the radius.
216. Professional procrastinator, forever and always.
217. Analogue at birth, digital by grand design.
218. That awkward moment when fails to recognize your own photo on the Instagram.
219. I’m not smart. I just wear glasses.
220. I’m real and I hope some of my followers are too.
221. Life is dumb and I want to sleep.
222. Mama said life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.
223. Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
224. Knowledge is knowing what to day.Wisdom is knowing whether to say it or not.
225. One person’s LOL is another’s WTF.
226. I will be back before you pronunce dkdjdhshshhsjrkiejnfjd
227. Always give your 100 percent ….unless you’re donating blood.
228. Too busy to update a bio.
229. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my instagram bio….
230. Error: Bio unavailable
231. Bio changed, just for funsies.
232. I’m not special, I’m just limited edition.
233. I’m COOL but Global Warming made me HOT.
234. Our marriage is like workshops. I work and my wife shops!
235. Bio under construction…check back soon!
236. Life is too short. Don’t waste it copying my Bio…
237. It’s not me….after Monday, Tuesday even calender says W,T,F…
238. That cool moment when I feel proud….when a girl asks “Are you on Instagram?
239. Stop being in the Rat Race and start living your life.
240. Me fail English? That’s unpossible!
241. Buddy, can you paradigm?
242. Stupidity is not a crime, so you’re free to go.
243. The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
244. I am so open-minded that I’m afraid that my brains might just fall out someday.
245. We are all going to hell and I am the bus driver!
246. I hold the key to world peace, but somebody changed the lock on me!
247. I wanna be different just like everyone else.
248. I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
249. Heaven won’t have me and hell is afraid that I might take it over!
250. Never forget, the world is yours. Terms and conditions may apply.
251. I smile because I have no idea what is going on anymore.
252. My mother told me not to talk to strangers. So now I never talk to myself anymore.
253. I can resist everything except temptation.
254. It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am.
255. Weird is a side effect of awesome.
256. Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.
257. Instagram bio is loading…
258. Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass … It’s about learning to dance in the rain!
259. At the end of the day, life should ask us, “Would you like to save the changes?”
260. God gave me a lot of hair, but not a lot of height.
261. Acts like summer & walks like rain.
262. My blood is made of coffee.
263. REHAB is for quitters !
264. Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls out of yours.
265. Don’t be sad because of people, they will all eventually die.
266. One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it’s worth watching.
267. If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
268. 3 things I want in a relationship: Eyes that wont cry, lips than wont lie, and a true love that won’t die.
269. I absolutely hate Instagram, and anything else having to do with hashtags.
270. I always feel sad for seedless watermelons, because what if they wanted babies?
271. I am an actor and a writer. I co-created my breakfast and my son.
272. I am coming back to face the reality that a normal day is not beer on the beach or calamari in the belly.
273. I can quote (Insert movie) better than you and all your friends.
274. I Can’t remember who I stole my bio from or why…
275. I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on HD somewhere.
276. I have this new theory that human adolescence doesn’t end until your early thirties.
277. I’m a Basset Hound aficionado with a mouth like a Syphilitic sailor.
278. I’m a Texan with lots of opinions and big hair.
279. I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook.
280. I’m really a giant cupcake. Afraid of roller coasters and dry ice.
281. If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarrassment.
282. If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me, and we can make fun of people together
283. In search of sleep, sanity, & The Shire.
284. Insert pretentious stuff about myself here.
285. It’s Weird that all pics shared from Instagram are always blurring.
286. Promo Codes for life.
287. My relationship status? Netflix, Oreos and sweatpants.
288. Naturally and artificially flavored.
289. Nice guys finish lunch.
290. Nothing better than a man who cared enough to try.
291. Oh I’m sorry, was my sass too much for you?
292. OMG no one cares.
293. Only swag girls are fascinated by hashtags on the Facebook.
294. Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.
295. Probably the best meat eater in the world.
296. Proud supporter of messy hair and sweatpants.
297. Pudding tastes better with a plastic spoon.
298. Putting’ the ‘elation’ in ‘Public Relations’.
299. Put on some dark lipstick and act like nothing happened.
300. Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
301. Super cali swagilistic hella dopeness.
302. That awkward moment you get accepted to all the schools you applied for.
303. The bags under my eyes belong to kaya west.
304. The fat on my body is designer.
305. The only person on Instagram who doesn’t claim to be a social media guru.
306. The only thing stopping me from being pure white trash is my lack of motivation.
307. White lips, pale face, I hate the entire human race.
308. Why look up at the stars when the biggest star is me.
309. Millennial and proud of it.
310. Things just ain’t the same for gangstas.
311. This is my simple Chipotle dependent life.
312. Car, house, or trip to Paris? Let’s pack our bags.
313. The reason I like people is simple: love, laughter, and smiles.
314. How we live our life is far more important than how we say we live our life.
315. Math: Mental Abuse To Humans.
316. Let go and let the world pass through your fingertips.
317. Is it bad I’m constantly craving either cupcakes or donuts?
318. Exercise, ex..er..cise, ex…ar..cise, eggs are sides, for BACON!
319. When we met there was romance in the air, a sense of the world stopping still.
320. I only use Instagram to stalk…
321. I’ve never been able to figure out this damn Twitter bio thing.
322. I’m done with my dinner when I’ve had my dessert.
323. This isn’t rocket science, you take a photo of brunch and you hashtag #yolo #sundayfunday.
324. I haven’t been myself ever since I was born.
325. This is my last Instagram bio ever.
326. I wish I knew when my Dominos pizza would arrive…
327. I’ve been waiting hours and I’ll be waiting for hours more, till my love arrives and my heart’s fulfilled.
328. When I’m not on Instagram I’m on Netflix watching endless amounts of crappy tv.
329. Why would I ever leave the house when there’s Netflix and ice cream waiting for me?
330. I do yoga sometimes, drink sometimes, party sometimes, and study rarely.
331. New year.
     New feels.
     New breath.
     New chances.
     Same dreams,
     Fresh starts.
332. I dare you to believe in yourself, You deserve all things magic.
333. Out of clutter, find simplicity.
     From discord, find harmony.
     In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
334. Cherish the way that you sparkle.
335. Do justly. Love mercy. Walk humbly.
336. God is working for you tonight.
     Heaven is holding conversations about you.
     Angels have been assigned to you.
     Be at peace.
337. This is a wonderful day, and I have never seen this one before.
338. Judge nothing and you will be happy.
     Forgive everything and you will be happier.
     Love everything and you will be happiest.
339. Be who God meant you to be, and you will set the world on fire.
340. The simple things are also the most extraordinary, and only the wise can see them.
341. Forgive, yes. Forget, never.
342. There’s a hole in my heart where you use to be.
343. I don’t need any part-time people in my life.
344. I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.
345. It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.
346. The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.
347. Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
348. I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. ‘Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but they whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves their conduct, will pursue their principles unto death.
349. It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.
350. Love can be unselfish, in the sense of being benevolent and generous, without being selfless.
351. When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance.
352. Women drivers rev my engine
353. I like cooties!
354. Hey, I just met you, this is crazy.
355. At least this balloon is attracted to me!
356. I must destroy you with hugs and kisses.
357. Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.
358. I woke up like this.
359. If we could only turn back time…
360. Keep smiling because life’s a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
361. Beauty is power; a smile is it’s sword.
362. My autobiography is this mess of pics.
363. Last day of class. First day of life.
364. Always got my coffee and a donut.
365. Proof that I can do selfies better than you.
366. When your mom lectures you about how you need to lose weight for an hour and you’re like ‘shit i don’t care I have got a skinny mirror to make me look good’!
367. A friend will always make you Smile, especially when you don’t want to…
368. Life is like a balloon..If you never let go, you will not know how high can you rise.
369. Sometimes life can surprise you with a happy coincidence.
370. I didn’t change. I grew up
     Love yourself as much as you want to be loved.
371. The things we love tell us what we are.
372. When you start looking at people’s heart instead of their face, life becomes clear
     People may not tell you how they feel about you, but they will always show you.
373. Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much for them.
374. When it’s over, leave. Don’t continue watering a dead flower
375. Sometimes, people try to expose what’s wrong with you because they can’t handle what’s right about you.
376. If you never try, you will never know.
377. A good life is when you smile often, dream big, laugh alot and realize how blessed you are for what you have.
378. People were created to be loved. Things were created to be used.
379. The reason the world is in chaos is because things are not being love and people are being used.
380. Sometimes what we learn and who we become in the process of waiting is even more important than what we’re waiting for.
381. The struggling you’re in today is developing strength you need for tomorrow.
382. Beautiful minds inspire others.
383. Never lie to someone who trusts you, and never trust someone who lies to you.
384. I am learning how to relax and just enjoy life.
385. I came a long way to get this for and still have a long way to get to where I’m going.
386. We always ignore those who adore us and adore those who ignore us.
387. Live your life and forget about your age.
388. Be who you are not the world wants you to be.
389. Nobody is too busy. If they care they will make time.
390. Experience is the hardest kind of teacher. It gives you the test first and lesson afterwards.
391. Change your attitude. It will change your life.
392. One of the most important things I’ve learned in life is to ignore most of what people say. I watch what they do instead.
393. We must have adventures in order to know where we truly belong
394. Thank less, live more.
395. Only do what your heart tells you.
396. I’d rather have a life of “oh wells” than a life of “what ifs”
397. If you don’t like where you are, MOVE. You’re not a tree.
398. Never take advice from someone who isn’t where you want to be.
399. Don’t let small minds convince you that your dreams are too big.
400. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
401. If you want something you never had, you have to do something you’ve never done.
402. Keep calm and take action
403. Successful people are not gifted, the just work hard.
404. Success consists of going from failure without loss of enthusiasm.
405. Just believe in yourself.
406. Do what others don’t and you will get what others won’t.
407. I am not here to be average, I’m here to be awesome.
408. No one ever got rich working from 9 to 5.
409. Work hard play hard.
410. The best revenge is to be successful
411. Work hard stay humble.
412. The real secret of success is enthusiasm.
413. You don’t dream the dream, you live the dream.
414. Be a goal digger, not a gold digger.
415. You may see me weak but you will never see me quit.
416. Work hard until your bank account looks like your phone number
     Once you see the results, it becomes addictive.
417. If you’re scared of failure, you’re also scared of success.
418. Start now because the time won’t stop it for you.
419. The difference between your dream and success is action.
420. Prepare for difficulty when it is easy.
421. Testing is the only way to know yourself.
422. One day all your work will totally pay off.
423. “I love what i do” – every successful person.
424. Tired of starting over? Stop giving up.
425. I want someone to look at me and say “Because of you i didn’t give up”.
426. I’m not even who i am yet.
427. Do it for those people who want to see you fail.
428. If you give up now, then what have you been fighting for?
429. You’re your own limit.
430. Don’t look back you’re not going that way.
431. In the end, we only regret the changes we didn’t take.
432. I don’t hate you, I’m just disappointed you turned into everything you said you would never be.
433. You call me your friend but where were you when my selfie had 5 likes?!
434. Friendship is not about whom you have known the longest. It is about who came and never left your side.
435. I thank you for your part in my journey.
436. We all have that one friend who has no idea how to whisper. That friend is me.
437. Wake up bitch we are going on an adventure.
438. Everybody has gone through something that has changed them in a way that they could never go back to the person they once were.
439. True friends accept who you are. You don’t need to hide or pretend that you are something that you’re not.
440. I can’t believe i am still sad over you.
441. Best friends are the people you can do anything and nothing with and still have the best time.
442. Friendship is just a soul trapped inside two bodies.
443. Best friends are hard to find because the very best is already mine.
444. Friends that don’t help you climb will want you to crawl.
445. I wonder how different my life would without you.
446. My world is brighter and more beautiful because of you.
447. It’s a beautiful feeling when someone tells you “I wish i knew you earlier”.
448. Hard times will always tell you who your true friends are.
449. A true friend is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else believes your smile.
450. A year changes you a lot.
451. I need friends who will take cool aesthetic photos of me while I pretend I’m not looking.
452. I don’t want to spend time with people who don’t find me hilarious.
453. Only those who care about you can hear you when you’re quiet.
454. One day you’ll see me on the big screen.
455. Party all night without stopping for sleep.
456. Throw a dart at a map then travel to wherever it lands.
457. We don’t meet people by accident. They are meant to cross our paths..
458. You know you’re friends with a person when your phone connects to their wifi when pull up in the driveway..
459. The only people I owe my loyalty are those who never made me question theirs.
460. Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.
461. The truth is you don’t lose friends. As life goes on you just find out which ones were real.
462. A worried dad does better investigating than the FBI.
463. Be as picky with your men as you are with your selfie.
464. Never marry a man who wouldn’t be proud to have a son like.
465. Pretty sure my hair is 85% dry shampoo.
466. A real gentleman wouldn’t give another girl more attention than his girlfriend.
467. I got 99 hair grips but I can’t seem to find even 1..
468. I’ve never had the desire to fit in..
469. My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m getting fat.
470. The only thing more shocking than the truth are the lies people tell to cover them up.
471. A mouth without lip-gloss is like a cupcake without frosting.
472. I want to find someone who makes me feel as good as music can..
473. Not wearing makeup feels incredible until I look in a mirror..
474. Don’t let the silly little things steal your happiness.
475. My room was clean but then I had to pick out an outfit.
476. It’s all fun and games until your clothes don’t fit.
477. You don’t need anyone in your life who doesn’t act like they need you..
478. Whatever you do: Listen to your intuition. It’s always right..
479. The first step of success is believing in yourself..
480. It’s impossible to do anything if you only listen to others..
481. No challenge = No change..
482. You don’t dream the dream, you live the dream.
483. Here’s the thing: I’m a nice person. If I’m rude to you, you did something to deserve it.
484. Being fed lies is worse than starving..
485. You can’t call yourself a man if you diss your girl in front of your friends.
486. Relationship status: Drinks for two at a table for one..
487. People say I am crazy but I think of myself as normal with a twist of cool.
488. Repeat after me: I’m in charge of my happiness.
489. I do what I want, when I want..
490. Best.Selfies.Ever!
491. Life is much better when you smile.
492. There’s a difference between what I am and what I show.
493. By the way, I’m wearing the smile you gave me.
494. I just wanna spend the rest of my life laughing.
495. A hello could lead to a million things. Give it a try.
496. Passion changes everything.
497. Don’t jump the gun and judge. You only see what I choose to show you.
498. I like being alone, but I hate being lonely.
499. Just be who you are and go with the flow..
500. I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.