Good Selfie Quotes and Selfie Captions for Instagram

Instagram is one of the trickiest social media platforms. Why? Because there’s a lot of critics. Photos on Instagram are judged more harshly than, say Facebook photos or Snapchat photos. Those are photos taken to document events or snapped in the heat of the moment. Instagram photos are usually carefully set up and held to a much higher standard. As if getting the perfect selfie for your Instagram wasn’t already a tough task, but now you also have to worry about getting just the right words under it to pull it together. Pictures without good captions are more likely to be scrolled past without a second glance. You will also have a better chance at people ‘hearting’ it and commenting on it if you have something nice written with it. However, you can’t just write any old thing. You should consider carefully what to put as a quote or caption with your photo, especially if it’s a selfie. You don’t want the words to not correlate with it, that would just lead to confusion and ultimately a loss in  your popularity. Bad selfies with bad captions may bring people to unfollow you or choose not to follow you in the first place. But don’t panic! You don’t always have to think extra hard about what you’re going to type up for that picture perfect photo! We’ve got you covered. Here are several different good selfie quotes and captions that you can use on Insta, anytime and anywhere!

Funny Selfie Captions and Quotes:

Need to get a good laugh out of whoever’s viewing your selfie? Here’s some hilarious phrases you can use on a funny selfie anyday:

• It’s not a phase mom! This is who I am… Unfortunately.
• I would do me.
• On Wednesdays I wear pink.
• Always classy, never trashy and a little bit sassy!
• First, let me take a selfie!
• Will my husband ever return from war…
• Ermagherd!!
• When you take such a good selfie that you can’t believe it’s really a picture of you.
• New diet plan: Buy all my friends sweets so they get fatter and I look thinner.
• This is why we can’t ever have nice things!
• A selfie a day keeps all your friends away.
• I graduated from U of S. It stands for University of Selfies.
• Sending my selfie to Nasa, because I’m out of this world!
• One does not simply, “Let it go.”
• I don’t take selfies all the time. Only once in awhile and everyday.
• I’d like to thank Redbull, Vodka, Google and Wikepedia for helping me graduate.
• At least my pizza still loves me.

Beautiful Selfie Captions and Quotes:

Not everything in life is a joke. Sometimes you take those beautiful, inspiring pictures of yourself that just wouldn’t look right without some beautiful words below it. Here’s some awe invoking captions and quotes you can try out:

• Never let anyone tell you that you aren’t strong or important. You are.
• Wish I could live in this moment forever, but time must go on.
• But without the dark, we’d never see the stars.
• I get by with a little help from my friends.
• Everyone wants to be the sun to light up someone’s life, but why not the moon, to brighten in the darkest hour?
• It’s crazy how such a beautiful girl can tell such a sad story.
• She never looked nice. She was art. And art was not supposed to look nice. It was supposed to make you feel something.
• Will you still love me, even when I’m no longer young and beautiful?
• It’s not selfish to take care of yourself, love yourself and to make your happiness a priority. It’s necessary.
• In case of emergency: Put mascara on before helping others.
• Rip out his ego with your freshly painted nails.
• Elegance is the only beauty that never fails.
• If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to meet it.
• Never get so busy that you forget how to live!
• The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
• It’s okay to be a glowstick, sometimes we need to break before we can shine.
• H.O.P.E: Hold on pain ends.
• You only live once. But if you do it right, once is enough.
• We accept the love we think we deserve.
• A sign of a beautiful person is that they always see the beauty in others.

Sad Selfie Captions and Quotes:

Once in awhile we have those days where something feels a little off. Those are the days we aren’t really feel up to much and can’t seem to bring a smile to our faces. Those types of days are days we need melancholy captions like these:

• She’s got broken things where her heart should be.
• We’re smiling but we’re close to tears.
• Disappointed, but not surprised.
• She was poetry in a world that was still learning the alphabet…
• The greater you capacity to feel love, the greater your capacity to feel pain.
• A beautiful girl with gorgeous eyes, living in a world of hurt and lies.
• I keep myself busy with things I do, but when I stop for a moment my mind returns to you.
• I may be bad, but I’m perfectly good at it.
• I got ice in my veins, blood in my eyes, hate in my heart, love on my mind.

Love Selfie Quotes and Captions:

Have you ever taken a selfie while thinking of the person you love? Or maybe you want to snap a photo so that you can impress them? If so you better think of something cool and lovey-dovey to say! Or you can just use one of the following phrases to get the message out:

• I’m yours and only yours.
• I fell in love with you. Not for how you look, but for who you are.
• Ever since I met you, no one else has been worth thinking about.
• There’s only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you…
• If you want to know where your heart belongs, just look at where your mind goes when it wanders.
• You’re my drug and I’m addicted to you.
• I love you more than Instagram.
• I like the way I feel when he looks at me. Like I want to believe in myself.
• I got 99 problems and each of them is that you are not here with me.
• Love her as if someone else is working 24 hours a day to get her from you.
• We’ve always been better together.
• I never want to stop making memories with you.
• I won’t be satisfied until I wake up next to you every morning.