Stupid Tattoos – the Worst Tattoos of All-Time!

Check out these stupid tattoos, dumb tattoos, idiot tattoos…you name it! Our fans have voted the top stupid tattoos of ALL-TIME. So bad… What were they thinking!?

The first question that comes to mind is, “What were they thinking”? Were you ever in a situation when you made a decision that you later felt bad about? I’m not even sure these people feel that way. Their stupid tattoos are so unreasonable that they might have no clue they are, in fact, not so bright; or beautiful. Understanding the reasons behind their uninspired decisions to get these tattoos is impossible without knowing the story behind them. So, we’re only left with assuming and finding excuses for them without being too mean about it.

What is truly stupid, at these stupid tattoos, is the idea behind each of them. At least in most cases it is. The only exception could be the man who wanted his daughter’s portrait tattooed on his chest. What he got is horrifying and his fault too. People need to understand that finding a professional, talented tattoo artist is crucial. Until then, we’ll continue making fun of the results because, simply put, they deserve it.

If you ask me, there are 2 kinds of stupid tattoos. On one hand, there are those tattoos that are so stupid, they become hilarious. On the other hand, you’ll be amazed of how stupid people really are when they get words like “racist” inked on their foreheads. That is no longer a personal belief or about having the right to an opinion. That’s plain stupid and you should not feel bad about thinking the same. Look at the following stupid tattoos and giggle away!

 

Stupid Tattoos – worst of all time!

29. The multi-nipples man

If having multi-nipples would be a superpower, then he would be the man! Sadly, it’s not and he is just a ridiculously looking guy who didn’t think his decisions through. Maybe he wants to look like a mammal that is naturally born with 8 nipples. On the other hand, congrats to the tattoo artists who inked them! They look pretty real to me.

 

28. Hello, my name is…

27. Don’t go there

Okay, I admit it! I went straight to the browsing bar and searched for this website. What could be so popular about it? I wondered. Well, it turns out it is an online casino, so I don’t recommend it. She probably got paid to show up everywhere with a tattoo on her forehead. I sure hope she did! As for the tattoo itself, I think the capital letters were precisely inked, with proper spacing.

26. Strippers for life

25. Oops, oops indeed!

Trying to find some humor in this unfortunate event, this person decided to get inked on what was left of his finger. I don’t think that’s very stupid of him to do, but it’s probably not the best thing he’s done so far, hence the missing finger. Tattoos on fingers aren’t known to last for decades. They fade away because we wash our hands very often, soak them in various types of liquids and use them more than other body parts.

24. Six pack abs with no effort

For the love of beer! Here’s a six pack on a belly. Well, not literally, but very close. Who needs beautifully sculpted muscles when you can get a tattoo of a six pack of beers and amuse all your friends? The design is simple and the inking job quite good. I guess the tattoo artist had a blast with this guy!

23. Well hung bird

22. Where do roaches come from?

21. Not powerful at all

Should we take a wild guess and say this person isn’t a native speaker? Could that be a reason good enough for such a catastrophic mistake? I’m sure you’ve seen plenty misspelled words as tattoos, but this one is ironic because it speaks of knowledge. I guess stupid tattoos aren’t called that way for nothing.

20. Left you in tears

Such a woman can only leave you in tears. Stupid tattoos like hers, which look realistic, aren’t rare. The idea behind it is inexplicable. She seems pretty happy about it and that area is really sensitive to poke needles in, so we have to give her that much credit.

19. Wearing a Polo shirt naked

18. An imaginary hug

17. Forces unite for a call

16. Pizza is sacred

We all have favorite foods, but going as far as tattooing it on our bodies is stupid. When art surrounds us, we can choose to be silly and ignore it while paying a tattoo guy to draw a slice of bitten pizza in our skin. That makes total sense. Long live the pizza!

15. Doodling on a person’s face

14. Shake that sexy booty

13. Baldness shall not affect him

12. Basic notions of HTML

The “head” and the “body” notions from the basic HTML programming language have nothing to do with the actual human head and human body. Stupid tattoos may have a trace of genius in them. However, I can only give him credit for being funny.

11. Loving the wrong things

10. The Darkness itself

9. Racist, Nazi and stupid

8. Couple like a puzzle

7. Surprise lady parts

This guy is famous all over the Internet, so this might not be the first time when you see this picture. Imagine the look on your face if a person would lift his or her arm and you saw this! The ink job is very well done, as well as the placement. Furthermore, anatomically speaking this might not be wrong at all. It is still among the stupid tattoos, though.

6. Stating the obvious

5. Kissing a face goodbye

If this is not a cosmetic tattoo, which is temporary, then she can kiss her face goodbye.  A cosmetic tattoo fades away in approximately 1 year, so I guess she can grow bangs until then. Removing such tattoos with laser procedures might do more harm than good. I actually feel sorry for her. Again, this could not be her fault, but she is still not fully innocent.

4. Portrait gone wrong stupid tattoos

3. A living cymbal

2. A regular customer

He should get a discount for being a true fan of junk food and soon not being able to move and order in.

1. Not zipping up for life